I found my old diary from senior school.  I thought I'd regale the internet with some of my best/worst lines.

• Perhaps this is my subconscious waving a little white flag as it realises the only romantic relationship I’m ever going to have is with Ganondorf in my worst nightmares.
• Sometimes, I swear, if there really is a Hell - a place of eternal ( Read more... )

I managed, after many years of failed attempts, to wax my own eyebrows ( Read more... )

It's taken more self restraint than it should to avoid leaving messages on every one of my friends' and family's phones of me screaming, 'I HANDED IN MY DISSERTATION!' and then bursting into an enthusiastic rendition of "At Last" by Etta James.  I suppose that's what Snapchat is for ( Read more... )

An old friend of mine just sent me a Facebook message linking to this article.  A blogger (who happens to share my name) has recently discovered a piece of sheet music on the butt of a man in a 16th Century painting of Hell.  My friend was wondering if that blogger was actually me ( Read more... )